The 11 Best Pasta Jokes

I hope you gnocchi how much I enjoy a good joke. Hello? Anyone?

But seriously, I need a break from the news and I love a good Dad joke. If you are looking for a little pick-me-up, these pasta jokes are (almost) so bad they are good.

And if you have any more pasta puns, please add them!

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.

orecchiette pasta little ears
Those that forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way. So sad that he ran out of thyme.

Why did the man get fired from the pasta factory?
He made a fusilli mistakes.

A blonde walks into a library and she asked the librarian “Do you have pasta?”
The librarian rolled her eyes and answered “Miss, this is the library.”
The blonde whispers “Do you have pasta?”

cozze e pecorino pasta with mussels
Cozze e Pecorino Pasta

Why couldn’t the pasta get into his house?
Because he had gnocchi!

Where did the spaghetti go to dance?
A meat ball!

Why did the pasta call up his friend?
He was feeling canneloni.

What kind of pasta can make all your wishes come true?

How come no one ever invites ravioli to a party?
He’s a little square.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?
Because his car always ends up al dente.

Do you have any other pasta jokes? I’ll give you a penne for your thoughts.

Ok. No, really. Now I’m done.

15 thoughts on “The 11 Best Pasta Jokes

  1. Ginger Palombo Oliphant says:

    I love Pasta Puns and design greeting cards and fridge magnets using them! Here are a few more for your collection:)
    Past a la Vista, Baby
    I Love You Fusilli Reasons
    I’m Tortellini In Love With You
    This Too Shall Pasta
    Grab Life By The Meatballs
    I enjoyed yours, thank you for posting them!

  2. katherine Krizek says:

    I have been living in Italy for 27 years and never heard a pasta joke! I feel so deprived.
    thank for these.

  3. Danetta says:

    Hahahahahaha thank you for this comic relief! I live in Italy too and I love pasta jokes. And these beautiful pasta-making people.

  4. PopiTart says:

    Today is world pasta day, and I came up with some funny jokes
    Arnold Schwarzenegger: Pasta La Vista… Baby
    What do you call a fake noodle?

    An Impasta

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