17 Best Pizza Jokes

photo of pizza with text what do you call a fake pizza? pepper-phony

Great pizza is no laughing matter but it can be a lot of fun to share a few jokes around the dinner table. Pizza is one of the most popular foods on the planet, so there is plenty to love while you chuckle between bites. These food-themed jokes and one-liners are easy to remember so you can impress your friends and family at your next pizza party.

So without further ado, here are the 17 best pizza jokes:

Want to hear a pizza joke?

I can’t tell you, it’s too cheesy.

What’s the difference between a good pizza joke and a bad one?

The delivery.

How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?

Because he’s such a fungi!

How does a pepperoni pizza introduce itself?

“Slice to meat you!”

What do you call a person who can’t decide what kind of pizza to order?


Casa Manco Rome

What do you call a fake pizza?

A pepper-phony

Did you hear about the Italian chef who was sick?

It was pretty tragic. He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.

Why was the pizza maker desperate for business?

Because they kneaded the dough!

What kind of person doesn’t like pizza?

A weirdough.

Where does a tired dad order pizza from?

Papa Yawns

What did the boss tell his pizza during their meeting?

There’s mushroom for improvement.

pizza with prosciutto and mushroom and egg

Where do pepperonis go on holiday?

The leaning tower of pizza

What did the pizza chef say when he dropped a meat lover’s pie?

“I never sausage a tragedy!”

Pizza One-liners

Yeah, I’m into fitness. Fitness whole pizza in my mouth

pizza in Rome

I asked my waiter if my pizza would be long. No, he said. It will be round.

I fell asleep with a pizza in the oven today. Burned 2000 calories.

rows of pizza and hand ready to cut

Well? Do you have any other favorite slice jokes? Or good pizza puns?

Looking for more Italian food laughs? Here are the best pasta jokes too! 

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