Want to have a little light hearted Roman fun? Spice up a trip to the Eternal City with a chuckle after soaking up the history? After hearing many a pun in my Roman years, I can honestly say that these are the 10 best Rome jokes around — with a bonus silly poem at the end!
What do you call a Roman with a cold?
Why don’t they sell GPSs in Italy?
Because all the roads lead to Rome.
A Roman walks into a bar…
He holds up two fingers and says “give me five beers.”
What cut the Roman Empire in half?
A pair of Ceasars.
What did the Roman say when his wife was eaten by a lion?
What is the best way to explore Italy?
Why do Romans always have a hard time ending relationships?
Their X is always a 10.
Who the heck cares about learning the Roman Numeral system?
I for one…
Why wasn’t there any McDonald’s in the Roman Empire?
There was too much Greece
I heard people are trying to ban roman numerals.
Not on my watch.
And let’s end with a little rhyme:
When the Romans landed in Britain,
The weather proved a teaser!
The emperor asked “Could this be rain?”,
But the answer was “Hail, Caesar”