Want to have a little light hearted Roman fun? Spice up a trip to the Eternal City with a chuckle after soaking up the history? After hearing many a pun in my Roman years, I can honestly say that these are the 10 best Rome jokes around — with a bonus silly poem at the end!
What do you call a Roman with a cold?
Julius Sneezer
Why don’t they sell GPSs in Italy?
Because all the roads lead to Rome.
A Roman walks into a bar…
He holds up two fingers and says “give me five beers.”
What cut the Roman Empire in half?
A pair of Ceasars.
What did the Roman say when his wife was eaten by a lion?
Gladiator
What is the best way to explore Italy?
You Rome.
Why do Romans always have a hard time ending relationships?
Their X is always a 10.
Who the heck cares about learning the Roman Numeral system?
I for one…
Why wasn’t there any McDonald’s in the Roman Empire?
There was too much Greece
I heard people are trying to ban roman numerals.
Not on my watch.
And let’s end with a little rhyme:
When the Romans landed in Britain,
The weather proved a teaser!
The emperor asked “Could this be rain?”,
But the answer was “Hail, Caesar”
Want to find some more themed puns and laughs? Check out these pasta jokes and the best pizza jokes.
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they made my friend (whom is a roman nerd) audibly cringe
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