Only in Italy is a small jar of peanut butter $9, while fresh mozzarella is $1.
Only in Italy are strikes announced in advance and always planned for a Friday, giving you the excuse to take a long weekend.
Only in Italy are you expected to drink your coffee in 25 seconds and gtfo, but welcome to linger over a meal for 4 hours.
Only in Italy do we celebrate 150 years of Unification 9 years early.
And only in Italy do you see hardcore, bad ass, religious graffiti:
Because it’s not really vandalism if you spray paint Mary on the side of a church.